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Look for the people dressed as chickens. Yes, of course it’s PETA.
SF Appeal has the delicious details.
this should be called, “body dysmorphic disorder” or alternately, “goal weight.”
Look for the people dressed as chickens. Yes, of course it’s PETA.
SF Appeal has the delicious details.
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also in this video she STARTS A FIRE WITH HER BOOBS.
goddamn you nancy.
this should be called, “body dysmorphic disorder” or alternately, “goal weight.”
Chris Farley Lives.
(Thanks, Nancy!)
![theuntalentedmrripley:
i love her.
pibbplusredvines:
I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really good for this competition. Like: I’m really good at making fun of people dancing.I invented 10 emoticons.I can walk up and down an escalator in like 2 seconds.I can fit my body into small spaces.I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy.I can quote every line from Scream 2.From Romancing the Stone.From Mulan.From Hocus Pocus.From Big Business…that’s the one with Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin.I can sneak like 3 dogs into a movie theater.I can convince my grandmother that I’m not real.I can win a staring contest with a cat.I can make any security guard suspicious of me.I can convince my mom that I’m adopted.
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i love her.
I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really good for this competition. Like:
[Parks and Recreation 2x03: Beauty Pageant - deleted scene]
I’m really good at making fun of people dancing.
I invented 10 emoticons.
I can walk up and down an escalator in like 2 seconds.
I can fit my body into small spaces.
I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy.
I can quote every line from Scream 2.
From Romancing the Stone.
From Mulan.
From Hocus Pocus.
From Big Business…that’s the one with Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin.
I can sneak like 3 dogs into a movie theater.
I can convince my grandmother that I’m not real.
I can win a staring contest with a cat.
I can make any security guard suspicious of me.
I can convince my mom that I’m adopted.
But only as a friend.
No, seriously. Vegansaurus is looking to expand and take over the world and dominate in every way possible. We’re looking for writers.
Specifically, we’re looking for people who are way into vegan food. We are especially interested in people who are really into cooking, baking, and creating amazing recipes. Also, someone with a good eye for current events, especially (obviously) vegan news. Certainly being a witty genius is a plus because we need more of that. this could be one person. or it could be two. You don’t have to be in San Francisco as we’re looking to expand our reach. But we need people who can contribute two to three times per week.
If you’re interested, send a couple samples of your writing to laura @ vegansaurus dot com, even if it’s just your blog or some scanned-in poetry. Actually not that second thing. Please god.
Vegans, vegetarians, and yes, even omnivores are invited to apply. And maybe your dog too if he can use a computer.
it looks like the chair is taking a dump. LADIES AM I RIGHT???
but yes, cool!
If this chair were portable I’d carry one with me everywhere. Seriously. Make one that folds up like one of those tiny bicycles, it is so necessary.
do want!
delightful
i am proud to say that i am friends with mario & luigi. BEST PHOTO EVER.
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